Slap My Ass Cocktail 🍹💙
This bold and tropical cocktail is one of those dangerously delicious drinks that goes down way too easily. It’s sweet, citrusy, bubbly, and loaded with island vibes thanks to the coconut rum and pineapple juice. The vibrant blue hue from the blue curaçao gives it a beachy glow that’s sure to impress at any gathering. Whether you’re hosting a summer BBQ, chilling by the pool, or just in the mood to treat yourself, this drink never disappoints.
It stores well in the fridge for a few days if you make it as a batch without the soda — just add the fizz when you serve. And don’t skip the garnish! A lime wedge, pineapple chunk, or maraschino cherry takes this cocktail from fun to fabulous.
Makes about 4–5 servings.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup coconut rum (like Malibu)
- 1/2 cup blue curaçao
- 1 cup pineapple juice
- 1 cup lemonade
- 1/2 cup lemon-lime soda or sparkling water (for bubbles)
- Ice (for serving)
- Garnishes: lime slices, maraschino cherries, pineapple chunks, or edible glitter (optional but highly recommended!)
Instructions:
- Mix the base:
In a large pitcher or cocktail shaker, combine the coconut rum, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, and lemonade. Stir or shake well to blend all the flavors together. - Chill:
If you’re preparing this ahead of time, refrigerate the mixture without adding the soda. This helps the flavors develop and keeps the bubbles fresh for serving. - Add fizz & serve:
When ready to serve, stir in the lemon-lime soda or sparkling water for that refreshing bubbly kick. Pour over a glass filled with ice. - Garnish & enjoy:
Top with your favorite garnish — a lime slice, pineapple wedge, or maraschino cherry. For a fun twist, sprinkle a pinch of edible glitter on top and watch it sparkle.
Tip:
If you’re making this for a crowd, simply double or triple the recipe and serve it in a punch bowl or beverage dispenser. Keep the soda separate and let guests top off their drinks with fizz!
Cheers! 🥂 This drink is sweet, strong, and has just the right amount of sass — exactly like the name suggests.
Final Thoughts 💭
The Slap My Ass cocktail is exactly what it sounds like — bold, tropical, a little wild, and absolutely unforgettable. Whether you’re serving it at a summer bash, sipping it on a chill night with friends, or just want to feel like you’re on vacation, this drink delivers sunshine in every sip. It’s easy to mix, fun to serve, and guaranteed to get people talking (and asking for seconds!).
So next time you need a drink that’s sweet, vibrant, and packs a playful punch — you know what to pour. Cheers to good vibes, loud laughs, and cocktails that don’t hold back! 🍍💙🍹